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Old 04-03-2009, 03:09 PM
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Wink Nice joke on NRIs

# How does a Gulti commute office 40 miles away?

* He walks all the way because he wants to get a good resale value for his car.

# Why does a Gulti wish for rain?

* Because he gets a free car wash.

# How does a Gulti wash clean his cloth and carpet?

* He stuffs both together into washing machine to save few pennies.

# Why does computer books in book stores get a Gulti smell?

* Because those books were returned by a gulti after 30 days free trial.
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:14 PM
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Here is a nice joke for you,
q. what did they astrologer see in pappoopager's future
a. a ban

take your stupid jokes elsewhere.
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what does Gulti means?
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# How does a Gulti commute office 40 miles away?

* He walks all the way because he wants to get a good resale value for his car.

# Why does a Gulti wish for rain?

* Because he gets a free car wash.

# How does a Gulti wash clean his cloth and carpet?

* He stuffs both together into washing machine to save few pennies.

# Why does computer books in book stores get a Gulti smell?

* Because those books were returned by a gulti after 30 days free trial.

Good one!
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:20 PM
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Good one!
If its good one then why people started giving me reds..I am confused.
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Old 04-03-2009, 03:22 PM
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If its good one then why people started giving me reds..I am confused.
Replace gulti with desi. You will get more reds
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Replace gulti with desi. You will get more reds
I bet i won't even get a single..We indians are hurt more of regional jokes rather than national..
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what does Gulti means?
Gulti means Telugus(Andhra walas)... like gujus is for Gujarathi's similiarly Gulti means Telugu people. And I am one of the Telugu person and I enjoyed this jokes( or to say reality !!!)

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If its good one then why people started giving me reds..I am confused.
I gave you greens. Some people are taking it too personal, there are various jokes on punjabis, gujratis , pakis on the thread "lighten up".. and people don't have reds there.
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# How does a Gulti commute office 40 miles away?

* He walks all the way because he wants to get a good resale value for his car.

# Why does a Gulti wish for rain?

* Because he gets a free car wash.

# How does a Gulti wash clean his cloth and carpet?

* He stuffs both together into washing machine to save few pennies.

# Why does computer books in book stores get a Gulti smell?

* Because those books were returned by a gulti after 30 days free trial.
Did you just create a new handle just to humiliate Andhra people? Its not fair.

One thing I agree. We are stupid enought not to react hard when someone makes a comment on Desi but we are hard enough to react when they remarks are made on region.

By the way I am not Gulti .
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Did you just create a new handle just to humiliate Andhra people? Its not fair.

One thing I agree. We are stupid enought not to react hard when someone makes a comment on Desi but we are hard enough to react when they remarks are made on region.

By the way I am not Gulti .
This seems to be the same guy who killed the april contributions thread single handedly yesterday. If he could bring Andhrites out of no where yesterday, he can do so again

Probably his boss does not know what he is up to wasting precious company time and our time as well.

BUSTED!

Singh Pa Ji,

There is nothing wrong with a good joke. But when you dont like some one and actually hate/despise them and then come up with jokes, they are not jokes. they are slurs, hatred and rants. Shameless idiot!
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Here is a nice joke for you,
q. what did they astrologer see in pappoopager's future
a. a ban

take your stupid jokes elsewhere.
Continued...

Q: What will PapooPager do after that?
A: Create new IV handle, get some pathetic "Yo Mama" statements and convert them for gulti.
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Gulti means Telugus(Andhra walas)... like gujus is for Gujarathi's similiarly Gulti means Telugu people. And I am one of the Telugu person and I enjoyed this jokes( or to say reality !!!)
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Gulti means Telugus(Andhra walas)... like gujus is for Gujarathi's similiarly Gulti means Telugu people. And I am one of the Telugu person and I enjoyed this jokes( or to say reality !!!)
Munnabhai,

So you are admitting you do all that mentioned in the jokes, Because of you whole your telugu communite is taking this name. Think before what you talk.



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Munnabhai,

So you are admitting you do all that mentioned in the jokes, Because of you whole your telugu communite is taking this name. Think before what you talk.



Soni
Hi Sonia...I don't talk...I write...so do you think whole telugu community taking this name..what do you mean by that ??? who is taking what???
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